Top 10 things to say if caught sleeping in your cube - brought to you by tortuga twins

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. Whew. I guess I left the top off the White Out.
8. I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
7. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
6. I was doing a yoga exercise to reduce work stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?
5. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
4. Wow! That cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
3. Workaholics like me sometimes crash for a minute and then we're ready to go at it even harder.
2. It's really hard to pick up a contact lens without hands.
1. Amen.