BC&G 5th Annual Golf Tournament

Hackers & Whackers
grab your clubs and come join us for our 5th annual golf tournament and charity event. What is the charity you ask, well we give back to the wooded areas by donating balls, clubs, recyclable items as well as ensure that dry areas are provided hydration. If this sounds like fun please provide your team name, handicap, social security, first born and left nut.

BC&G Welcomes a new employee

BC&G Earth Day Event Brainstorming Notes

1. Have a tree in lobby and someone hugging it all day
2. Pass out granola and Teva sandals
3. Create a lot of flyers, posters and letters to advertise event
4. Re-usable water bottles are to pricey!! Hand out styrofoam cups instead
5. Hand out Patchuli oil to guests
6. Have giant cookie decorated like an earth
7. Create promo video with a tard in a giant puffy earth costume and tights and have him chase around others dressed like pollutants

From the BC&G engineering BU

Our crack team of engineers came to us recently and said that they finally "developed after years of R&D" a new product line for BC&G. Lets be clear here that "developed after years of R&D" actualy means discovered by accident!!

BC&G - Word or phrase of the week. Brought to you by Dictionary of Corporate BS

paradigm
The way things are done because they’ve been done this way forever. A term used to mystify and intimidate colleagues, customers, and clients who are ideally short-circuited by the use of such a fancy word, especially one that contains a silent “g.” It is far too sophisticated and intellectual a word to be bandied about, especially because the majority of people who use it have no idea what it means.

BC&G Friday Freeview

8:00am - Coffee, donut, twitter, facebook, blog
9:00am - See 8:00am
10:00am - Send out lunch bunch email
11:00am - Determine lunch bunch carpool arrangements
12:00pm - Lunch
1:00pm - Ping Pong
2:00pm - Twitter, facebook, blog, check news and weather for weekend plans
3:00pm - Stretch, prepare to start weekend
4:00pm - Happy hour with staff
5:00pm - See 4:00pm

BC&G Breakfast club rules

BC&G is just like your company in many ways and we have a breakfast Friday event, well every Friday. Over the years we have created a list of items that are forbidden from making an appearance -

1. egg rolls
2. any dinner item
3. left overs
4. any noodle dish
5. quiche
6. egg surprise
7. anything french
8. curry chicken
9. Deep fried tarantula
10. balut
11. turkey drumstick
12. the porkgasm
13. meat cakes
14. fish sticks
15. bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks

BC&G Reducing Stress Tips #2

1. Don't rely on alcohol or drugs to reduce stress just your memory
2. Try climbing Mt. Everest
3. Accept that there are events you cannot control and cry and shout loudly
4. Seek out support social or financial
5. Learn to manage your time more effectively.......hahahahaha who are we kidding!

BC&G St. Patty's Day Office Party

BC&G Sushi party

BC&G - Definition brought to you by The Dictionary of Corporate BS

outgrow one’s position -
To expand in skill and experience beyond one’s current job, which a person is informed of after delivering above and beyond, attending management training sessions, pushing the envelope, and being a superstar. Unfortunately, the reward is knowledge that there’s no room for growth, nor is there money in the budget to accommodate the person’s excellence.

BC&G Photo from bring your kids to work day

BC&G Safety Tip

Never assume that just because it is St. Patty's day that everything green in a mug is ok to drink!

BC&G - From the admins desk...

"Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner.

BC&G IT Dept shirt

BC&G Call in tip of the week

I am not going to make it into work today bossman!

I have an eye problem - I just can't see myself at work today!!

BC&G get to know the staff

1. If you were stranded on an island what one item would you want? Surfboard
2. Favorite room at the office? Ping pong room
3. Favorite sound or noise? Sprinkles being scissor kicked in the head
4. Least favorite sound or noise? Sprinkles crying after....see #3
5. Favorite office equipment? Ninja star push pins or USB webcam rocket launcher
6. Last dream you had? That President Obama asked EV from twitter for financial advice
7. Favorite Reality TV show? The Littlest Groom

BC&G HR's T-shirt of the week

BC&G Term of the day -- brought to you by The Dictionary of Corporate BS

go-getter

An irritating, obnoxious individual who engages in kissing ass and routinely attempts to steal all of his or her co-workers remotely interesting work. Typically, the newest hires, whose enthusiasm has yet to be crushed by the boss or the department's work environment, assume this role. Eventually, they catch on to the fact that they're doing everybody else's work and have nothing to show for it.

Top 10 things to say if caught sleeping in your cube - brought to you by tortuga twins

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. Whew. I guess I left the top off the White Out.
8. I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
7. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
6. I was doing a yoga exercise to reduce work stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?
5. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
4. Wow! That cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
3. Workaholics like me sometimes crash for a minute and then we're ready to go at it even harder.
2. It's really hard to pick up a contact lens without hands.
1. Amen.

BC&G - Top replies by programmers when their programs are no bueno

1. It works on my machine
2. Does your system have a virus
3. You must have the wrong version
4. What did you do wrong to make it crash
5. It's never done this before
6. That's odd