BC&G "Sensitivity Training"

Questions asked by BC&G employees at our annual sensitivity training:

1. Why do the chicks that work here have like 12 kinds of tea and we get 1 kind of coffee?
2. Can I file a complaint if a co-worker scratches his junk in front of me?
3. If someones face offends me do they have to wear a paper bag?
4. What time is appropriate to start drinking at work?
5. "hypothetically" speaking if I wanted to find a quiet office that no one ever looks in where would that be?
6. Sensitivity WTF!