6.30.2009
BC&G Safety Tip
Never and we mean never try and light fireworks sticking out of any cracks and holes in your body!!!!!
6.29.2009
6.26.2009
6.25.2009
6.24.2009
6.23.2009
From BC&G IT Department
This message came with the new software packages installed by IT.
"This program has spellcheck, moodcheck, creepycheck and anti-stupid tools"
"This program has spellcheck, moodcheck, creepycheck and anti-stupid tools"
6.22.2009
BC&G In The News
Ever since the new iPhone has come out we have seen a increase in the # of Crackberries that have been broken, stopped working or accidentaly dropped in water!
6.19.2009
BC&G Friday
= no work, lots of donuts & coffee, ping pong, music, surfing the net and office olympics!
6.17.2009
BC&G "Sensitivity Training"
Questions asked by BC&G employees at our annual sensitivity training:
1. Why do the chicks that work here have like 12 kinds of tea and we get 1 kind of coffee?
2. Can I file a complaint if a co-worker scratches his junk in front of me?
3. If someones face offends me do they have to wear a paper bag?
4. What time is appropriate to start drinking at work?
5. "hypothetically" speaking if I wanted to find a quiet office that no one ever looks in where would that be?
6. Sensitivity WTF!
1. Why do the chicks that work here have like 12 kinds of tea and we get 1 kind of coffee?
2. Can I file a complaint if a co-worker scratches his junk in front of me?
3. If someones face offends me do they have to wear a paper bag?
4. What time is appropriate to start drinking at work?
5. "hypothetically" speaking if I wanted to find a quiet office that no one ever looks in where would that be?
6. Sensitivity WTF!
6.15.2009
BC&G Word of the week
ROI
Return on investment. The measure of whether something is worth doing at all. A concept that experienced a rocket-fueled renaissance following the burst of the tech bubble.
Example - BC&G has seen a large ROI on all party favors and cubicle toy purchases.
Return on investment. The measure of whether something is worth doing at all. A concept that experienced a rocket-fueled renaissance following the burst of the tech bubble.
Example - BC&G has seen a large ROI on all party favors and cubicle toy purchases.
6.12.2009
BC&G Word of the week - Brought to you by Dictionary of Corporate BS
buttoned up
Exceptionally professional in presentation. Implies the subject is virtually invulnerable to criticism or error, providing a formidable smokescreen for the true chaos of the workplace.
Exceptionally professional in presentation. Implies the subject is virtually invulnerable to criticism or error, providing a formidable smokescreen for the true chaos of the workplace.
6.10.2009
6.08.2009
6.05.2009
BC&G Company Memo
****Effective immediately*****
Employees will be fired on the spot for wearing "Hawaiian" shirts on Friday's or any day for that matter
Employees will be fired on the spot for wearing "Hawaiian" shirts on Friday's or any day for that matter
6.03.2009
BC&G Pet
Some companies have mice, some insects we have ceiling cat! And it scares the crap out of all of us!!
6.02.2009
Definition of the week - Brought to you by Dictionary of Corporate BS
golden parachute
An inconceivable amount of money and stock given to an outgoing senior exec (such as the CEO) who did a bad job and is getting fired, ensuring that neither this particular exec nor his or her descendants will ever have to work again.
An inconceivable amount of money and stock given to an outgoing senior exec (such as the CEO) who did a bad job and is getting fired, ensuring that neither this particular exec nor his or her descendants will ever have to work again.
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